"She's My Sister"
I think it's
officially safe to say that men are the same everywhere...whether in America or
Africa; Arizona or Rwanda, they still insist on lying and playing childish
games. There are about four students who
live in the row of houses behind my house and one of them introduced me to her
boyfriend a couple of weeks ago when he came to visit. Ever since then, she's been telling me,
"My boyfriend wants to greet you on the phone...when can he greet
you??" Finally one day, she came to
my house on the phone and told me that her bf was on the other line. We greeted one another in English (he speaks
English really well) and then I passed the phone back to the girl. No sooner than she placed the phone next to
her ear, she passed it back to me. Here
is how the conversation went:
Me: Yes?
Him: Text me your
number, I want to visit you.
Me: When you come
to visit your girlfriend, you can both come to visit me.
Him: My
girlfriend? She told you she's my
girlfriend?
Me: Yes.
Him: She is not
my girlfriend, she is my sister. Text me
your number.
At this point I
laughed and passed the phone back to the girl.
She and her "brother" said their goodbyes and then I told her
what he said (this conversation was in broken Kinyarwanda since she doesn't
speak much English):
Me: How long have
you two been together?
Her: 3 months
Me: He said that
you're his sister.
Her: He said
that?? Just now??
Me: Yes.
Her: He is a liar
And then she
proceeded to laugh hysterically. I'm not
sure what the joke was, but in America, a situation like this is anything but
funny to a girl. She would be ready to
beat me and her man up! Especially with him trying to holla on her phone...with her sitting right there!! Once her laughter finally ceased, she handed
me her phone and told me to read. It was
a text from her "brother." It
said, "You make big things in my heart..like joy, happiness, love..." This text neither confirms nor denies that he
is her boyfriend, but it does confirm that he's her something. Needless to say,
there are dogs all over the world.
Culture SN: Books before boys. The girl's parents don't know that she has a
bf. In Rwanda, girls are not allowed to
have a boyfriend until they finish their final year of secondary school...Now
that's definitely some culture that the US can afford to adopt.
"You Know I Love You"
I have somehow
gotten used to hearing those three little words from complete strangers, but
the other day, I heard them again and they definitely ruffled my feathers a
bit. There is a college student from my
church who had been asking me if we could visit one another. I obliged, and we hung out one day with one
of the ministers from church and with his younger brother. We all talked and laughed for a couple of
hours and then I went back home. A
couple days later, this is the text message I got:
"None se
Keza konkukumbuye nkubonyegute?"
The only thing I
understood in this sentence was my name, so I text back good morning and told
him that I didn't understand. The rest
of the conversation went like this:
Him: I mean that
I miss you so much so what can I do? You
know I love you.
Me: I know the people here get a little confused
on the difference between like and love so I did my best to explain it to him
in the simplest English possible. I
said to him: That is bad to say to a new friend. You can say I like you because you are like
my brother.
Him: Yes it's bad
for someone but the Bible said that we have to love everybody whatever is poor
or rich or out of Africa. Both are human
beings, so Keza I am very sorry to show you my inside. Thanks.
Me: In America we
say I like you to friends and we say I love you to family. It is just cultural differences.
And then he never
responded.
Lesson Learned in
all this: definitely no more visiting with guys in Rwanda. They tend to get the wrong idea.
Love and Peace
Corps,
Dametreea
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